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    I received this email today. Poor woman.

    Dear Friend,

    This mail may not be surprising to you if you have been following current
    events in the international media with reference to the Middle East and
    Palestine in particular. I am Mrs. SUHA ARAFAT, the wife of YASSER ARAFAT, the
    Palestinian leader who died recently in Paris.Since his death and even prior to
    the announcement, I have been thrown into a state of antagonism, confusion,
    humiliation, frustration and hopelessness by the present leadership of the
    Palestinian Liberation Organization and the new Prime Minister. I have even
    been subjected to physical and psychological torture. As a widow that is so
    traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the country at the
    moment. You must have heard the media reports and the Internet on the discovery
    of some fund in my husband secret bank account and companies and the
    allegations of some huge sums of money deposited by my husband in my name of
    which I have refused to disclose or give up to the corrupt Palestine
    Government. In fact the total sum allegedly discovered by the Government so
    far is in the tune of about $6.5 Billion Dollars. And they are not relenting on
    their effort to make me poor for life. As you know, hence my desire for a
    foreign assistance. I have deposited the sum of 20 million dollars with a
    security firm abroad whose name is withheld for now until we open
    communication. I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund into your
    bank account for safe keeping and any Investment opportunity. This
    arrangement is known to you and my personal Attorney. He might be dealing with
    you directly for security reasons as the case may be. In view of the above, if
    you are willing to assist for our mutual benefits, we will have to negotiate
    on your Percentage share of the $20,000,000 that will be kept in your position
    for a while and invested in your name for my trust pending when my
    Daughter,Zahwa will come of age and take full responsibility of her Family
    Estate/inheritance. Please note that this is a golden opportunity that comes
    once in life time and more so, if you are hornet, I am going to entrust more
    funds in your care as this is one of the legacy we keep for our children. In
    case you don't accept please do not let me out to the security and
    international media as I am giving you this information in total trust and
    confidence I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith.
    Please expediate action.
    Please kindly reply to my private email address (arafatsufr@yahoo.com)
    Yours sincerely,
    Mrs.Suha Arafat
    __________________________________________________ ______________________
    The above confidential message was sent to you from my office by my secretary
    seeking for your assistance regarding my clients fund transfer. his Office will
    be handling anything regarding this fund transfer and all the documents are
    here in our custody.
    All response regarding the above proposal will be address to the below contact
    information's for immediate processing and transfer after due legal process.
    GEOFFREY BELL & ASSOCIATES (Solicitor & Advocate)
    260 Brixton Hill
    London SW2 1HP (UK)
    Office Tel/Fax: 448701349933
    MOBILE: 447040-100-909
    E-mail: gbell11@mac.com
    Mss. Anne Frank
    Secretary to:
    Barrister Geoffrey Bell.



    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

  • #2
    Mrs. Arafat Yahooooooooooooooooooooossss!!!!!
    We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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    • #3
      Mrs. Arafat is the Vice President of Nigeria!
      ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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      • #4
        E-mail: gbell11@mac.com
        Figures.

        SP
        I got the Jete from C.C. Sabathia. : Jon Miller

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        • #5
          Originally posted by joncha
          Mrs. Arafat is the Vice President of Nigeria!
          Astute
          (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
          (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
          (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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          • #6
            its about time there was a new one.

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            • #7
              WHAT IF IT'S REALLY HER!!!
              Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
              Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
              Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Saras
                WHAT IF IT'S REALLY HER!!!
                Of course its True! Why would anyone lie on the internet of all places?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Zulu Elephant


                  Of course its True! Why would anyone lie on the internet of all places?
                  DAMN STRAIGHT!
                  Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                  Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                  Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                  • #10
                    What really is sad that people want to believe so bad they can actually get this money..

                    You know they are blinded by the 'opportunity'. I bet, about 80% of who tries to make this work, sends money and what not, they have this feeling inside them, that 'I KNEW IT!' if the money doesn't come. And then they are VERY embarrased to tell their story to police, whoever.

                    "So... Arafat's wife sent me e-mail, and there was this crazy situation.. ", because they know how stupid it sounds. So why did they do it in the first place? These are also the kind of people who believe "because it said so on the internet/television/paper" etc. In other words, stupid.
                    In da butt.
                    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                    • #11
                      A WHOIS search reveals the following:
                      Administrative Contact:
                      Kenneth Eddings (KE557)
                      (NIC-14211601)
                      Apple Computer, Inc.
                      1 Infinite Loop M/S 60-DR
                      Cupertino
                      CA
                      95014
                      US
                      eddingsk@apple.com
                      +1.4089744286
                      Fax- -
                      Technical Contact, Zone Contact:
                      NOC Apple (NA4189-ORG)
                      (NIC-14211609)
                      Apple Computer, Inc.
                      1 Infinite Loop
                      M/S 60-DR
                      Cupertino
                      CA
                      95014
                      US
                      Apple-NOC@APPLE.COM
                      +1.4089961010
                      Fax- +1.4089741560

                      Should someone tell them that Macintosh appears to be the preferred brand of computer for Internet con artists?
                      “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                      ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                      • #12
                        more like Internet parody artists, I'd say.
                        "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                        • #13
                          lotm, this was a bona-fide hoax attempt (!!!) to my hotmail.
                          Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                          Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                          Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by joncha
                            Mrs. Arafat is the Vice President of Nigeria!
                            urgh.NSFW

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Saras
                              lotm, this was a bona-fide hoax attempt (!!!) to my hotmail.
                              and the typist was one Anne Frank


                              A parodist who hoped to get money from people too dumb to pick up the parody, then.
                              "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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